The Thigh Bone of Jacob Arrives

Because many patriarchs have passed in current conflict here in America, this ancient relic, consecrated by Lord Jesus Christ with the treatment to make it incorruptible, finally is bestowed on the Nation of Israel’s chief cleric–The Chief Rabbi at the Central Knesset or Parliament in Jerusalem, Israel.

The celestial scribe, Hannah Ita or Sr. Mary Irene Grant, records the tale for posterity. This tale is dedicated to some of my favorite Rabbis in Rochester: Rabbi Chaim Vogel, Rabbi Peter Stein, and others.

My dad, Daniel, was recently drowned at sea. Some people were quite fed up with his antics and nasty habits. He was a Prophet, Daniel, and some think he was also the remnant of the Archangel Gabriel. He is my biological Dad–unfortunately at times. It has been a rough voyage with his people.

Now this is the truth: If you know your Bible, you know the story in Genesis 34 about the Patriarch Jacob coming back to visit Laban in Midian and bringing gifts to settle in. Overnight, he was accosted by a nameless angel who forced him to wrestle ’till dawn. The angel could not win and the Patriach forced him to bless him at last. In fighting, he wrenched his hip, pulling the joint out of socket. That bone is what I am writing about. It was his right thigh bone. Now, he was given a new name “Israel” and that means “God Fighter”.

This bone was passed down from that time on–I suppose 6,000 BC? The truth is told to me by Susie, Dad’s mother, who is at present still living. She knew that she was the seventh generation descendent of the Master of Vilna, a great sage of Poland called “The Vilna Gaon”. It was his greatness of memory and wisdom which granted his destiny as a leader of the diaspora Jews in Poland. He was entrusted with this bone. It must have been in Poland until recently. So, you see, I am a Catholic nun but also from that background, an eighth generation descendant of that sage. In the world, that still means something!

The bone was with Susie Kasindorf Gabler for a long time. Finally, it has surfaced with us. For Dad is gone. Sue has been forced to emigrate down south to Birmingham. EWTN is going to give her some peace, forgiveness and comfort–for she is quite old. You see, the founder of EWTN was most likely a cousin of hers!

This bone has been identified and shown to my former children, here in secret. Perhaps by Uncle Milton Gabler. He is really hard to take! The bone has been labeled in English, placed in a proper box, and some misfits or varmints up here actually were encouraged, most likely by Sammler, to phone the Israeli Consulate or the Jewish Agency in New York City. You see, this bone cannot just lie around anywhere. It has incalculable sentimental value in the Western world.

Dad and I want this bone to end up on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, for periodic display. So, a courier was requested to come up here to PG with a proper vault box and chain to attach to the wrist of the messenger. Which, I believe has occurred. Those at the Embassy must have had quite a shock when they opened the box and read the message. It is believed that the bone will be flown to Jerusalem on board a delegate flight to Israel. There it must remain.

For to be honest, no one remains from this tragic team which came to America with such hope in their hears in the 1940s. A terrible thief, a female from down south and most likely an evil witch Neo, finagled a trust of $8 million from The Archangel Gabriel, St. Gabriel, myself (Mary) and others. To be honest, the bone story is done.

It would be nice if the local Temple B’Rith Kodesh had opened its door and tents to me, for I am in appalling conflict here and quite needy.

But, at any rate, Jacob’s thigh bone is on its way home after thousands of diasporas and secrecy. I will tell you a secret. I had a revelation or sign from God the Father of this, for MY THIGH BONE has been hurting me for about three months. I am surely a descendent of Jacob. To top it off, my good chum Yarnell who is pseudo-deceased and has an exalted and secret pedigree on the Christian side, although he is a terrible person to know and dealt with, does not have a right hip at all. He was born that way.

That is because he is Jacob personified. I believe when I recognized his archetypal identity, I tricked Israel and Netanyahu to give him and his bride Donna a free hut in the Holy Land. But, no, he sold it.

I have not betrayed in telling you about this deceased artist who was, I believe now, a good friend of Danny’s in that he was an archangel as well.

Well, let’s hope Vogel and all the other Yids in NYS wake up and get the hell out of here before they are lynched by the Rastifarians of Jamaica, West Indies or the KKK, with Lord Peter of Texas, their Imperial Dragon, dropping in here tonight to scare the nigger tenants into going home to Africa.

How I wish the angels would save me! Pray for me all!