Noah’s Ark Rediscovered in Armenia Last Month!

Very exciting implications concerning this find – written by the original line of Hannah, Noah’s wife

For background, read: Noah’s Ark: Archaeologists stunned after finding ‘remains’ – World News – News – Daily Express US

My friend Bobby has slipped away again for good and taken along with him someone from the mash cast who was originally called Klinger. Bobby is no good and is quite evil lately not to mention communist but upon the discovery in Turkey of the original Noah’s Ark he decided to believe it was real!

So, Bobby Decided to remove himself from danger in the US and take along a friend back to Turkey or Armenia to explore the new ship which was found in skeleton form in the ground in the vicinity of Mount Ararat. I think my brother hopes to build a tourist trap and encourage people to come charging a fee for admission in order to become wealthy in his old neck of the woods. Paragraph

Now I’m just going to write down some facts to make you think deeper about this discovery for one thing I had recorded that the original Noah’s Ark was during the earth as Noble incident which occurred approximately 4.2 million years ago in God’s desperate first attempt to get rid of an evil invader to the planet called Satan for good along with all his cronies and converts to badness. Here comes the surprise: N

They tested the wood undiscovered it was 1.5 million years old which is extremely odd! gopher wood Genesis was probably in fact petrified wood. Practically indestructible and could be quite lightweight and float I suppose!

But we have to travel back in time to discover along this train of thought what that implies well here’s my foot of course and effect on the subject: there was a Noah’s ark at the time of these noble incidents which was like a huge glaciation of the entire globe of Earth 4.2 million years ago. God did construct a ship made out of a unique material a petrified wood which would carry passengers safely for as long as needed in the intense cold. After their use and the replanting of humanity on the crust of the planet the Lord God of hosts or the creator God of the universe we call the Holy Spirit or Jehovah made note of where the boat was buried and left it at that.

Now the time of Noah which was before the last Ice Age 100,000 years ago we referred to as Tolkien historians as the first epoch of mankind’s evolution. During that time there was such criminality and corruption of humankind that God decided to extinction them with a great flood and now we have to assume that it was earlier still than that, that it was in fact, about 1.5 million years ago that this event occurred.

So, the Lord God of hosts conducts guiding of Noah to the burial site for the original boat from ages ago and he digs it up with his magic worm which cuts through stone and rock and Noah perceives the ark and what it consists of and does repairs preparing it for service once again.

The Book of Genesis Records that Noah and his three sons his wife Hannah and the grandchildren land on Mount Ararat and disembark. noah’s ork is abandoned and overtime becomes buried deeply in sediment mud and rock but since it’s made out of petrified wood it doesn’t decay entirely.

Petrification of wood is cost by its being immersed in water with minerals in it which constantly washes over the fibers of the wood and gradually replaces the organic material with minerals calcium and stone elements producing a replica which is rock or petrified wood. This implies that the original arc from 4.2 million years ago was under dripping water for quite some time and we can indeed assume that as the snowball epoch ended and the melting of glaciers was constant and widespread that the original vessel was indeed submerged in water were exposed to running water for a great length of time resulting in its petrification which parallels and coincides with geological evidence of the planets early history.

So, there you have my take on what exactly was found recently near Mount Ararat and why it is so well preserved and so old much older than it would be if it was indeed corresponding to scripture of the Old Testament. Case it would only be about 15,000 years ago.

This is quite astounding and I am sure my brother Bobby’s faith in scripture and the existence of a creator God on the planet and in the universe has been substantially strengthened.

I believe now that the Bible was much more than a journal or notebook for the creator God to keep track on the planet. It was a living record to establish the truth at Magnificent Mystery on Earth.

Also, it is clear that the Lord of hosts reincarnated me in Noah who is Bobby in order to establish a new nation in the Middle East quote Israel. At least people will believe that the Pentateuch or Tanak and on the New Testament or good news of the Bible are very important to read and study and keep in the forefront in your life.

It is not time wasted and though time spans may be distorted, they still correspond and match scientific carbon dating of archaeological remains from the ancient past.